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  • Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
  • Parents: Ok, cool.
  • Me: Your luggage is outside

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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did-you-kno: Source god damn it canada….

did-you-kno:

Source

god damn it canada….

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tyleroakley: How you know you’ve made it.

tyleroakley:

How you know you’ve made it.

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derpghost: Magic school bus gets real. 

derpghost:

Magic school bus gets real. 

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nicolascagefanblog:

WRONG

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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

  • Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

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